Sunday, September 26, 2010

Vintage Sewing Machine Cake


For Joe Vitrano

Joe Vitrano took over his family's tailoring company over fifty years ago. I was hired to make him a replica of the sewing machine he used long ago for his surprise 80th birthday party (everyone was okay).

Cake: Chocolate & vanilla marble cake, choclate chip cannoli cream filling, vanilla buttercream icing, dark & light brown fondant.

Sewing Machine: Chocolate cake, chocolate icing, rice krispy treats, black fondant, silver food coloring. One black & white cooke and Smarties candies.

Details: Necco candies, Smarties candies, melted chocolate, Rip & Pull Twizzlers, pearl sprinkles, red, green, peach & white fondant, red & glitter blue piping icing.

Sunday, September 19, 2010

"Happy Girthday" Penis Cake




For Lauren Cicitto

A friend, Kelly Hawkins called me up and requested I make her friend a big chocolate penis for her birthday. I couldn't attend the party but I hear good things. I hear good, crazy things.

Cake: White chocolate chip devil's food cake and fudge brownie. Dark chocolate ganache frosting.

Design: Chocolate, vanilla and cherry Tootsie Rolls. Chocolate sprinkles.

Friday, September 17, 2010

Going Away Cake

For Joe Matoske and Sasha VanHoven Going-Away Party
Joe & Sasha were moving out west to Denver, Colorado from Port Chester, NY. This cake documents their travels.
Cake: Chocolate chip vanilla cake. Vanilla buttercream frosting. Red piping icing.
Design: The wagon consists of, vanilla poundcake. Black and white fondant. Four glazed donuts. Two chocolate covered pretzel sticks. Two plastic horses and two uncanny plastic characters.

Oatmeal Raisin Sardine Cake



For Jordan

A friend, Sydney messaged me and asked me to make a cake for her boyfriend. She told me his favorite foods include this specific brand of sardines. He also mentioned that he'd be interested to see a cake that was oatmeal raisin flavored. Done and done.

Cake: Oatmeal cinnamon raisin, cinnamon vanilla icing.

Design: Little Debbie oatmeal cookies. Red and black buttercream fondant. Black piping icing. Vanilla icing. One chocolate cookie sprayed silver. White pearl sprinkles. Green and black gel icing.

Neil's Revenge Cake


For Neil Fridd's Birthday

Three months earlier when Neil got his license he asked for a cake where he runs over Sam Branman, who requested the "Neil failing his road test" cake.

Cake: Chocolate Raspberry with chocolate raspeberry chocolates baked inside with chocolate icing.

Design: Smashed raspberry guts, a plastic car, and an uncanny Sam doll dressed in a hood and sequined booty shorts.

Picture Credit: Carol Crumlish

Iron Man New Element Molecular Structure Cake


For Neil Fridd's Birthday

Neil Fridd saw Iron Man 2 and requested the new element be made with a big top cupcake pan for his birthday.

Cake: Blue funfetti with blue vanilla icing.

Design: Blue Sour Straws, blue gum-balls.

Picture Credit: Carol Crumlish

Chocolate Mocha & Red Velvet Cupcakes


Sold at Coffee & Tea Market Cafe

1. Chocolate coffee cupcake with mocha buttercream frosting, a cappuccino tea biscuit and espresso flavored sugar sprinkles.

2. Southern red velvet cupcake with cream cheese frosting.


Twilight: Eclipse Cake



For Lauren Casparie's Birthday

The Casparie family hired me to make their daughter a cake of her favorite Twilight book of the Twilight Series, the film opened on her birthday.

Cake: Chocolate brownie with marshmallow butter-cream frosting.

Design: Black butter-cream fondant, vanilla icing, vanilla piping icing and two strawberry Fruit Roll-ups.

Tarot Card Cake


For Adrienne King's Birthday

Adrienne is one of my best friends and she recently learned how to give tarot card readings after a lifetime of her curiosity with the tarot. I forced her to come over and give me an emergency reading, where I asked her what her favorite card was and which did she see in herself. She told me the Star card. I then stole it and made this cake for her, using her favorite ingredients. **I gave the card back**

Cake: Ice cream sandwiches, hot fudge, peanut M&Ms, strawberries, bananas, Cool Whip, vanilla Pitzelle cookies.

Design: Vanilla icing, white sugar paste, food coloring, black & yellow icing piping, blue piping gel and pink heart sprinkles.

Steve's Artwork Cake


For Steve Compton's Birthday

Steve's friend Adrienne hired me to make a replica of one of Steve's many city-scape paintings. She discreetly took a picture of his work with her cellphone (on the left) and sent it to me. We gave it to him at a show called Hillstock at Shea Stadium in Brooklyn.

Cake: Neon rainbow cake.

Design: Vanilla frosting, numerous flavored Fruit Roll-ups & black piping frosting.

SQUID CAKE


For Dan Regelski's Birthday

Dan's nickname is Squid. He's always been an aquatic kind of guy.

Cake: Double chocolate-chip cake.

Design: Vanilla pound cake. Vanilla Icing. One huge chocolate bar. 7 giant vanilla Tootsie Rolls. Apple Jax cereal. 2 yogurt Dot candies.

Everything Bagel w/ Lox, Cream Cheese & Coffee


For Dan Regelski's Birthday

Dan Regelski's favorite morning dish is an everything bagel with cream cheese and lox. We would get this meal and coffee every Sunday morning at a bagel place called Lenny's.

Cake & Design: Cinnamon-swirl bundt cake,a java chip muffin & a chocolate chip cookie.
Peanut butter buttercream icing. Vanilla & chocolate Icing. Orange & pink Starbursts. nuts, cookie crumbs, and coffee flavored sugar sprinkles.

Giant TPDR Album Replica


For The Terror Pigeon Dance Revolt! Album Release 2010 at Silent Barn

This cake was a request to make a replica of the album "I love you! I love you! I love you and I'm in love with you! Have an awesome day! Have the best day of your life!" for the album release show.

Cake: Vanilla, chocolate, funfetti, marble cakes.

Design: Chocolate & vanilla icing. Red Airheads. Pink sugar crystals, chocolate sprinkles, yellow flake sprinkles and gold dust!

COOKIEPUSS! (replica carvel ice cream cake)


For Tim Quackenbush 30th Birthday

Tim Quackenbush is our quite older friend who remembers the days when there were only two Carvel ice-cream cakes: "Fudgey the Whale" and "Cookiepuss" -- he talks about them a lot. So I made him Cookipuss for his birthday.

Cake: Chocolate & vanilla ice cream, chocolate crunchies, whip cream.

Design: 2 chocolate chip cookies, white, black and green piping icing, 1 ice cream cone and shredded coconut.


Pizza Cake Take 2




For Christian Fritz's 10th Birthday.

The Fritz family hired me to make their son a cake that looks like his favorite food. Not to brag but, they also ordered a "pizza cake" from a nearby bakery for triple he price and I was told it looked and tasted like crap. Win.


Cake& Design: Vanilla cake,
raspberry frosting, white chocolate, fruit leather & green flake sprinkles.

Fried Fish Sandwich with Steak Fries!



For Sam Branman's Birthday

Every fast food joint we step into Sam's always asking if they have a fishwich. He can eat four of them in ten minutes easy. So I made him a giant cake that looks like one!

Cake & Design: Vanilla cake (a lot of it), Peanut butter cream frosting, green Now & Laters, red Airheads, Vanilla icing with green chocolate chips, the fries are burnt slices of pound cake.

Neil Failing his Road Test Cake


For Sam Branman's Birthday

Sam's friend Neil was looking forward to taking his first road test when Sam requested Neil failing, in cake form, for his birthday. Neil frequently describes things as being "the coolest" -- so that's where that came from.

Cake & Design: Chocolate cake, vanilla icing, blue food dye, candy letters, one dollar store car that lights up and plays the theme song to Beverly Hills Cop, and one uncanny anime action figure cut in half.

Flannel & Glasses Bear

For Joe Matoske's Birthday
Joe is frequently told he looks like a bear wearing glasses and a flannel shirt. His face was my inspiration.
Cake & Design: Funfetti cake with chocolate, vanilla frosting and peanut butter.

Caramel Apple Cupcakes


For Friendsgiving at Fuxity

A bunch of friends had their own Thanksgiving and I made these appropriate cupcakes for everyone.

Cake & Design: Brown sugar cupcakes with cinnamon apples inside. Sweet cream cheese frosting with caramel topping.

Turkey & Pilgrim Hat Cupcakes


for Friendsgiving at Fuxity

A bunch of friends had their own Thanksgiving and I made these appropriate cupcakes.

Cake & Design: Vanilla cake, chocolate icing, vanilla icing, candy corn, fruit by the foot, ice cream cones, banana starburst and chocolate sprinkles.

Sea-themed Cupcakes



For Youth Film Program Students 2009

I taught two sessions of a children's film camp and I thought they deserved some cute cupcakes at their final screening.

Cake & Design: Chocolate and vanilla cake, Twinkies, Fruit By The Foot, Swedish Fish, Mallowmars, powdered mini-donuts, graham crackers, ice cream cones, Dum-Dums, gummy Dots, pretzel sticks with vanilla and chocolate frosting.

Spaghetti Cupcakes





For Youth Film Program Students 2009

I taught two sessions of a children's film camp and I thought they deserved some cute cupcakes at their final screening.

Cake & Design: Vanilla cupcakes, vanilla frosting, cocoa powder, raspberry jam, Ferrero-Rocher chocolate candies.


Corn on the Cob Cupcakes



I got that book that everyone wants to buy but they don't because it's expensive. Dan got it for me!


Cake & Design: Vanilla cake, vanilla icing, various flavored jelly beans, rock sugar and chocolate.



The Biggest TPDR Cake EVER



For Adrienne King's birthday & Terror Pigeon Dance Revolt! show at Silent Barn.

The grand finale at Silent Barn was Dan popping up out of the cake after Adrienne blew out her candles. People still ate it.

Cake: Vanilla, Chocolate, Funfetti, Marble, Strawberry & Carrot Cake

Design: The most slippery homemade Crisco icing EVER courtesy of Dan Regelski. Colored icing design by Me, Neil and Dan. Cake mix stirring by Ashley Casparie.

Salt Shaker Cake


For Mollie Muise

Mollie puts salt on everything, no matter what. So I got her a salt shaker necklace and a cake in the shape of her favorite seasoning.

Cake & Design: Vanilla and chocolate cake, Vanilla frosting, black piping icing.

TPDR replica-demo Album Dinosaur


For Neil Fridd's Birthday

Neil's band entitled "The Terror Pigeon Dance Revolt!" was signed to David Byrne's Luaka Bop label and dropped it's demo album "We're Humans...Be Awesome." The actual CD inside the album had a drawing of a dinosaur that Neil had done himself. This is a replica of that dinosaur.

Cake: Funfetti cake and brownies!

Design: Vanilla icing, chocolate frosting & red sugar sprinkles!

Vegan Sushi Cake


For Sheila Fitzgerald's Birthday

Sheila's big vegan but she does, in fact, eat fish, her favorite is sushi. She calls herself a "pescevegan" -- no questions, just cake.

Cake: Vegan sponge cake

Design: Vanilla frosting, white sprinkles, watermelon, pineapple, honeydew, shredded cantaloupe, fruit by the foot, and almond paste.

Pizza Cake


For Neil Fridd's Birthday

This is what happens when you ask your friend what flavor cake he wants for his birthday and he replies "Pizza."


Cake & Design: Vanilla cake with vanilla frosting, fruit leather, white chocolate and green flake sprinkles.

Sugar Explosion Cake

For Laura Kazdan's Birthday
Laura eats a lot of sugary candy. So why not put all that junk on a big cake?
Cake & Design: Chocolate sugar-glazed bundt cake with vanilla & chocolate frosting, peanut butter fills the hole in the middle with chocolate chip cookies, oreos, cookie crisp cereal, gummy bears, hard candies, crayons, chocolate syrup and sprinkles!